I Come, Grey-Malkin.

Malkin, n.

b. Sc. The female genitals. Cf. MERKIN n.1 Obs. rare.

1602 (1554) D. LINDSAY Satyre (Charteris) 1920 in Wks. (1931) II. 191 Gif that our mawkine cryis quhisch. 1800 R. BURNS Merry Muses (1911) 68 When maukin bucks, at early fuks, in dewy glens are seen, sir.


dewy glens? you filthy bastard, burns.


we get to read the OED and the DNB for free even though this is a poor college. (symmetrically poor;- no funds/staffed and inhabited by plebs.

here is another photo of curry:

THE AREA FORECASTS FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS

VIKING, NORTH UTSIRE, SOUTH UTSIRE-
SOUTH OR SOUTHEAST 5 TO 7, OCCASIONALLY GALE 8 EXCEPT IN VIKING.OCCASIONAL RAIN. MODERATE OR GOOD, BECOMING POOR FOR A TIME

FORTIES, CROMARTY, FORTH-
SOUTH VEERING SOUTHWEST 5 TO 7. OCCASIONAL RAIN. MODERATE OR GOOD

TYNE, DOGGER-
SOUTH VEERING SOUTHWEST 4 OR 5, OCCASIONALLY 6 AT FIRST. OCCASIONAL RAIN. MODERATE OR GOOD

FISHER, GERMAN BIGHT-
SOUTHEAST VEERING SOUTHWEST 4 OR 5, INCREASING 6 OR 7 FOR A TIME.OCCASIONAL RAIN. MODERATE OR GOOD, BECOMING POOR FOR A TIME

HUMBER, THAMES, DOVER, WIGHT-
SOUTH VEERING SOUTHWEST 4 OR 5, INCREASING 6 OR 7. RAIN OR THUNDERYSHOWERS. MODERATE OR GOOD

PORTLAND, PLYMOUTH, BISCAY-
SOUTH VEERING SOUTHWEST 5 TO 7, OCCASIONALLY GALE 8 AT FIRST INPLYMOUTH, DECREASING 4 LATER. THUNDERY SHOWERS. MODERATE OR GOOD

FITZROY, SOLE-
WEST OR SOUTHWEST 5 TO 7, OCCASIONALLY GALE 8 LATER IN WEST, BUTSOUTH GALE 8 AT FIRST IN EAST. THUNDERY SHOWERS THEN RAIN. MODERATEOR GOOD

LUNDY, FASTNET, IRISH SEA-
SOUTH 6 TO GALE 8, OCCASIONALLY SEVERE GALE 9 AT FIRST IN LUNDY ANDIRISH SEA, VEERING WEST 4 OR 5. RAIN OR THUNDERY SHOWERS. MODERATE ORGOOD

SHANNON-
WEST 5 OR 6 BACKING SOUTH 4 OR 5. THUNDERY SHOWERS AT FIRST. MAINLYGOOD

ROCKALL, MALIN, HEBRIDES, BAILEY-
SOUTH VEERING SOUTHWEST 6 TO GALE 8, OCCASIONALLY SEVERE GALE 9 ATFIRST, BECOMING CYCLONIC IN BAILEY. RAIN OR THUNDERY SHOWERS.MODERATE OR GOOD

FAIR ISLE, FAEROES-
SOUTHEAST VEERING SOUTH 6 TO GALE 8, PERHAPS SEVERE GALE 9 LATER INFAEROES. RAIN OR SHOWERS. MODERATE OR GOOD

SOUTHEAST ICELAND-
SOUTHEAST 6 TO GALE 8 DECREASING 4 OR 5, BUT NORTHEAST AT FIRST INNORTH. RAIN OR SHOWERS. MODERATE OR GOOD, OCCASIONALLY POOR AT FIRST IN NORTH





every day i wake up and go downstairs for lunch and pick the most inappropriate thing to break my fast.. one day it was a fat hamburger, more than once it has been curry. today.. lamb madras and the meat was fatty and gristly and yes. Actually that one looks pretty good, mine looked nothing like it.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ianhowells/22683801/in/set-479786/

1. this man takes photos.
2. if you haven't done any work and everyone else works hard mcALL the time then clap your hands.
3. get the clap.
4. die.
   
   
   

Prince Moth Mothy Moth Moth

Fuck that man tony pierce, if i want to tell you what i have been listening to i will, and i would and i was going to, but i can't remember now.

Yesterday oy oy oy. cycling to the club, break the brake cable, throw some gang signs, look like a retard, and the dj interrupts his shitty music to say:

"is there anyone from Trinity in the house? Caius? Kings? Queens'? "

college shout-outs yes. this post isn't going where it was supposed to, but if you get really drunk on thursday and spend too much money then you have to work hard to make yourself want to drink on friday and saturday. but needs must, bibendum est nobis.

I am nothing of a builder..

just cos i ain't never said no nothing worth saying no never ever never

ever

fings ave got rigged into wot i never said til my mouf becomes my 'ead which aint not all that

clever

and it's not not saying one fing nor not another other nor is it either what i haven't said

ever

and it aint not proving that my mind ain't moving and i answer to the name of

trevor

knock me down with a feather..

clever trevor.

wise brows wonder whether trevor's clever.

[also, it takes my longer to get up north, the slow way.]

one post to the tune of another

Usb is so fucking cool.
It makes everything super simple.
It makes everything fucking lego-simple, and not even the difficult lego, but like fucking 3+ lego.
Usb would be fucking duplo-simple if duplo didnt suck.
I fucking love usb, but i fucking hate duplo.

Ma gorge sent l'alcool et mon nez sent l'ete says:
ophlygod i had to see benhjamin tonightµ

(do not feed the) Oyster says:
?

(do not feed the) Oyster says:
why

Ma gorge sent l'alcool et mon nez sent l'ete says:
he w

Ma gorge sent l'alcool et mon nez sent l'ete says:
as in town

(do not feed the) Oyster says:
visiting major shaft?

Ma gorge sent l'alcool et mon nez sent l'ete says:
visitng no one

Ma gorge sent l'alcool et mon nez sent l'ete says:
well, his incle

Ma gorge sent l'alcool et mon nez sent l'ete says:
ned when are you coming to luuundun?

Ma gorge sent l'alcool et mon nez sent l'ete says:
and how cool was the breakdancing dwarf??

(do not feed the) Oyster says:
so he was 'out' on his own?

(do not feed the) Oyster says:
score.

(do not feed the) Oyster says:
i'll come drink with your jews...

(do not feed the) Oyster says:
sometime

(do not feed the) Oyster says:
5th nov. i think

Ma gorge sent l'alcool et mon nez sent l'ete says:
no pls come soon i am loenly

Ma gorge sent l'alcool et mon nez sent l'ete says:
come before that!

Ma gorge sent l'alcool et mon nez sent l'ete says:
for halloweenu!

(do not feed the) Oyster says:
mother remember the night that the dog had her pups in the pantry

Ma gorge sent l'alcool et mon nez sent l'ete says:
i am fucked

(do not feed the) Oyster says:
i'm coughing so much

Ma gorge sent l'alcool et mon nez sent l'ete says:
perhaps you shoudl post this convo

Ma gorge sent l'alcool et mon nez sent l'ete says:
sameeee

Ma gorge sent l'alcool et mon nez sent l'ete says:
mild empphysema oh yeah

Chants

(i came upstairs cos it had to be blogged)

{people not at St John's} sing: I'd rather go to oxford than to john's

[to the tune of el condor pasa, hammer than spade, carrot than swede, etc.]

{people at St John's} sing: sign on, sign on with hope in your heart, cos you'll NEVER go to John's

[to the tune of you'll never walk alone, obviously]

I Love America and america loves me

i think i have already used this quote as a blogpost title.

michael jackson lives mostly in bahrain.


i met a girl from there once, fucking army brat.
what with the barricades outside the international school

actually fuck that, i took the 2 good photos there.

The reason that (that) faggot jack (iste), author of the last post, takes photos which are a leetle better than mine is either

a)he has a better camera than me
b)the photos are (very largely) of me

does anyone live up in here and have a card reader.. i think i lost my camera anyway nevermind

Amsterdam

Here, as promised, are the photo's from amsterdam. I mean the real thing, not just a new york pizza (DAMN TASTY) logo or an advert for cheese crack, which is also damn tasty, but not trademarked as such. We ate new york pizza and 2 arabs laughed at us for being bums but we told them it was damn tasty and they were like shee-it good point nigguhs, and then we (probably) threw up a gang sign and they fucked off. We then told some finnish tourists to eat there too, then we stood next to them and stared and pointed at them, and made loud comments, but they didnt notice us. Then a guy on a bike with another guy standing on the back of his bike cycled into the shop. I think they noticed that. The end.
we went to the red light district and drank nasty-ass beer in a shitty pub. The we ate new york pizza or i did, anyway there were fat germans...
It is the inevitable fate of all good pub crawls to be memorable but nonetheless forgotten.
How poetic is that? shee-it. I should be an english student.
Seeing as blogger is putting up the photos backwards...ned, half an argentinian sax player, The Author. cafe maarten is across the alley from cafe de schutter, otherwise known as the one-euro-beer bar. Two girls took a photo of themselves, but they gave us the rest of their beers. At least were not so cheap that we scab beer in a bar where it only costs one euro...ned stares across the canal to the himatt hotel, although actually when we went to ask if the series was filmed there, the two yanks who were renting the apparment didnt know anything about it...
cant be assed to put more now. byeeeeeee

Wyatt Earp

Ok, corall.
There will be photo's from Amsterdam on this blog later tonight.
That's it.

Wat Tyler

this is the rhine. this is the view from hermann and clarissa's house. they do exist, right? UM

things i found out this weekend:

scotland* is cold, far, and full of hilarious people with lots of money and collar. dollars and collars and yachts, yes.






*i suspect the last part might not be as true of the Gorbals as it is of St Andrews.

2 things

i read about reza parsa, some fag persian swede who made a short film about a suicide bomber, which was praised by ingmar bergman, and can you imagine how much he gets laid now?
(quoiqu'il soit laid, har har)

i read that in uppsala everyone screams at 10 o'clock everynight. can you imagine being a little kid there?

i'm sorry zadie, i still love you and everything about you.

[maybe if your book had been a paean to ANYone except stinking 4star then you would have won?]

lots of love,

me

i thought this guy was a do, clara didn't.
i thought the lorenz thing was a joke, clara didn't.

bye.

i wish i had fun stories to tell but i was really drunk so..
oh a guy 'dom', prez. of Ruse/roos.. drinksoc. allegedly puked in a girl's bed after smoking her weed.. 1st year girl. one of his friends told her and she got mad so he spat at her and started loudly asking if she knew who he was. i was listening in a pasty fat man pulled me away so i told him to fuck off and he ranted drunkenly and probably wanted a fight. I just managed to not give him an excuse but it went on for a long time and i went to sleep v. angry indeed. i was an ANGRY YOUNG MAN but i didn't write a decent play or novel about it
(though niether did they,to be fair)

agonisingly embarassing freshers themed events so far:

- school disco bop
- pyjama pub crawl
- speed introductions

i hate people who went to public school and i hate people who went to comprehensive

addenda: did i mention he was a total prole?
also he kept acusing me of being a pretentious thesp. when i analysed anything he said he would 'go': you're SUCH an ENGlish student

recondite

Et iam nox umida
caelo praecipitat, suadentque cadentia sidera somnos

i wonder how many more photos i can steal from that cobrasnake (shirtlifter) before the god of small blogs strikes me down.

hullo children, everywhere. this missive is nothing like a missile. how's that for a figura etymologica? my pinky ring is blinging significantly less than three hundred thou---sand

our good friend slavoj is now married to a 27yr old, argentenian underwear model. and he lives half the time in Buenos Aires.

this is a photo of buenos aires, i am his stalker.


http://www.cofc.edu/~friedman/lastud/Buenos-Aires.jpg

Steez Cantabriensis

all i have to say is that english people are fat, young, jejune, their conversation is a combination of the obviously false and the merely obvious.

cambridge is pretty (and as cold) as balls.

btw, i wear my doorag on the left side
dang that's the cripps side..
i live in cripps court, but mostly hang out on the dark side
someone said black is the new black but here debagging and pennying are the new black
actually this college is full of plebs, and foreign johnnies.
a major lacuna is the top totty department..
ditto the well-dressed department

the first night i was here a rugby player whipped it out and started peeing on the courtyard surrounded by inebriated freshers
needless to say, made my day

I'm bam, dam and dangerous to wonk, YAR