the fiery furnaces

i just like name-dropping
i also like to name-drop les savy fav
i used to like to name-drop devendra banfart
but apparently he's too popular to be cool
and joanna newsom is too hot to be cool.

the countryside is too fucking boring to be cool though, fo' real.
don't ever go there, all it has are trees.
who wants trees when you can have crime and pollution and beer and girls.

3 non-blondes

i'm pretty good at using photoshop {i was actually trying to just put the 3 photos side-by-side, the same size}
and i stole the background photo from someone

actually even though i claim to like girls like this
i have mostly gone out with blondes

i said that just to make myself sound cool but it's true

[is blonde even spelled like that?
is spelled even spelt like that?
i'm supposed to be studying english]

if i had to choose one i would choose franka, or virginie.
definitely virginie if you throw in julie delpy with her.

ar if i knew how the internet worked i would organise a little vote thing
so you could click and show your lack of taste

Autowasserij Blues

actually the best song ever.
ask me on msn and i'll send it to you, free of charge.

i learned italian;
io sono pio bello che una pazza senza capelli.

i'd also die happy with:
a)franka potente
b)the girl from the beach
c)nathalie portman

if i weren't a little too lazy i would put pictures up of them too.

use your imagination(s)

I know someone whose brother pulled her. 

she wants me to love her, love her, [to] say that i love her. 

G. de Bois

girls are like *yar, make up your mind*
if only they could wear make-up on their minds
i mean they try to improve their looks, why not their substandard intellects?

misogyny is the new black

i think i'm headed for a karmic high-score.

a film by the 2nd most indulged director ever

ok

apparently it's popular with the g*y community.
gosh

This Year's Model

apparently more people click click onto this blog if i include the words paris hilton.
like, do you know anywhere to stay in paris? try the hilton, retard.
i'm gonna call my kid preston travelodge

har har

lottie wasn't interested, but i read that spiral stairs used to have a drop-top mercedes with pvmnt pwr as the plates

real lo key for a lo fi man.

i figured i should post pictures of icelandic girls, because jack and vage-face have been ruining this blog.  

make up the break-down 

im panos and im cool yar

panos sells cheap sandwiches in metro stations
and it sounds vaguely greek

i'm clara and i'm cool yar

my name is clara and i'm cool and ned told me to say my mum is hot. and panos sucks.
so yar, as guest blogger i feel it is only my duty to tell everyone who may or may not read this about MY site : www.fotolog.net/clazza, but like yah

the other day, i was having this really, reaally cool conversation with raymi, which i thought i should post,
Me: hey raymi, hows it hangin' in the T-Dot?
Raymi: dude yar like coke and stuff
Me: far out, can I add this friend of mine to our conversation?
Raymi: yah, i guess
Me: he's a bit of a dork, but be nice
"Edwin Henry Frederick Hercock has been added to this conversation"
Edwin Henry Frederick Hercock: hey, i'm 25, i'm in publishing, and i carry Vice around with me
Raymi: dude i will totally post you on my site

right so i'm getting bored of that, plus it wasn't very funny
on another note though, i look like a choir boy, and there's a biology lecturer at bristol called Mr. Hiscock, so that's cool for ned