I Fought the Law

the law I fought against isn't the poll tax or the death penalty, it's this:

If you go to stay with a family years ago, representing your school at maths, and that family has a kid who IS a boy, but gets mad when you call it 'he' cos apparently it's a 'she'

when that kid emails you 7 years late (i have no idea how many years actually), it WILL be 'fit as'.




i'm eating snus.

Now she's gonna clean up the streets

20/12/2004


22:25:02
The Fish Jóhann Jóhannsson
et toi tu revien visiter kan old brussels
20/12/2004
22:25:06
The Fish Jóhann Jóhannsson
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20/12/2004
22:25:27
Jóhann Jóhannsson The Fish
hmm le 28 creo
20/12/2004
22:26:50
The Fish Jóhann Jóhannsson
oh ok y staras aqui para el ano nuevo o en UK
20/12/2004
22:28:32
Jóhann Jóhannsson The Fish
bruselas
20/12/2004
22:28:48
Jóhann Jóhannsson The Fish
pero no sé lo que voy a hacer..
20/12/2004
22:28:56
The Fish Jóhann Jóhannsson
partying like amad animal surrounded by thugs
20/12/2004
22:29:01
The Fish Jóhann Jóhannsson
(Y)
20/12/2004
22:29:04
The Fish Jóhann Jóhannsson
good plan
20/12/2004
22:29:06
Jóhann Jóhannsson The Fish
estaré con brendan, anna, nancy, elisa lottie
20/12/2004
22:29:08
Jóhann Jóhannsson The Fish
che pas
20/12/2004
22:29:47
The Fish Jóhann Jóhannsson
moi! avec des copains mais beaucoup on t maison libre donc je sais pas trop ce qu on fera
20/12/2004
22:29:58
Jóhann Jóhannsson The Fish
comme qui..daniel lucas?
20/12/2004
22:30:25
The Fish Jóhann Jóhannsson
lui je sais k il amaison libre
20/12/2004
22:30:32
The Fish Jóhann Jóhannsson
mais pierre aussi
20/12/2004
22:30:33
Jóhann Jóhannsson The Fish
mais c a waterloo
20/12/2004
22:30:36
Jóhann Jóhannsson The Fish
beuh pierre
20/12/2004
22:30:43
Jóhann Jóhannsson The Fish
attends lequel
20/12/2004
22:30:51
The Fish Jóhann Jóhannsson
et c est pas trop bumblefuck ou il habite
20/12/2004
22:30:59
The Fish Jóhann Jóhannsson
pierre le francais
20/12/2004
22:31:03
Jóhann Jóhannsson The Fish
escobar?
20/12/2004
22:31:09
Jóhann Jóhannsson The Fish
ca sera nul
20/12/2004
22:31:38
The Fish Jóhann Jóhannsson
ok....si tu le dits
20/12/2004
22:31:51
The Fish Jóhann Jóhannsson
c est que c est vrai alors
20/12/2004
22:32:08
Jóhann Jóhannsson The Fish
fo' sure
20/12/2004
22:32:58
The Fish Jóhann Jóhannsson
alors c est quoi le meilleur plan,toi qui sait tout
20/12/2004
22:33:01
The Fish Jóhann Jóhannsson
:P
20/12/2004
22:34:06
Jóhann Jóhannsson The Fish
c'est toi qui m'a dit qu'il vit dans un appart. et que son pere est mort? et que une fois il disait *wai mon pere et la haut* et quelqu'un n'a pas trop compris et demanda *pourquoi? il habite au prochain etage?*
20/12/2004
22:34:35
The Fish Jóhann Jóhannsson
non c est pas moi
20/12/2004
22:34:49
The Fish Jóhann Jóhannsson
il a une hyper grande maison a krainem
20/12/2004
22:35:17
Jóhann Jóhannsson The Fish
mais quelqu'un me l'a dit
20/12/2004
22:35:27
Jóhann Jóhannsson The Fish
j'ai rit pendant des heures (assez mechamment)
20/12/2004
22:35:40
The Fish Jóhann Jóhannsson
mais tu es mechant

here endeth the dull, pretentious msn conversation from ages ago.
laborious copy pasting by me

and what the fuck, at the low (high?) ebb of stallone's career, he appears on a poster on which his (jewish?) mother has a bigger stand-in phallus than him. sweet.

read this instead

This one goes out to quintus, caecilius, metella..

Hello my name is mr wood
I'd be groovy, if I could.
I was born in the time of Caesar,
That is why I'm such a geezer.

i'm a slut for hawks

Here is a picture of will in his fake lacoste shirt.



here is a list of examples of 'us thumping the scum'
(important sports in bold)

Various Varsity 05/06 Results...

Polo:Cambridge 6 - Oxford 1
Tiddlywinks: Cambridge 80 - Oxford 32
MENFootball: Cambridge 1-0 Oxford
Rowing: Goldie won, by over 4 lengths
Rugby: Cambridge 31 - Oxford 16.
Rugby League: Cam 44 - Oxford 0
Fencing: Cambridge 111 - Oxford 110
Swimming: Cambridge 103 - Oxford 67
Judo: Cambridge wonMens A 6-2Mens B 5-3
Table Tennis: Cambridge won
Kendo: Cambridge won
Small-Bore Rifle: Cambridge won (all four trophies)
Eton Fives: Cambridge 2-1 Oxford
Mountain biking: Cambridge won
Athletics Relays: Cambridge 6-1 Oxford
Gaelic Football: Cambridge 4-13 Oxford 1-3 (All-time record winning margin!)
WOMENRowing: CUWBC Lightweights won, by a canvas (setting a new course record!)Lacrosse:Blues: Cambridge 10 - Oxford 7
2nds: Cambridge 9 - Oxford 6
Football: Cambridge 3 - Oxford 2
Hockey:2nds: Cambridge 4 Oxford 1
3rds: Cambridge 3 Oxford 0
Rugby:Tigers: Cambridge 12 - Oxford 0
Trampolining: Cambridge won all three categories

coldcall

we went out, we were late, josh was in a bad mood, then he left.
i saw a girl in the best red dress i have ever seen and yes, it was like being punched in the face.



and they played 'your kisses. are wasted on me.' which is a neat song. i totally love it. didn't totally love the fucking dreadful band band, but yar. we took a nightbus and lucy fell asleep like in some fucking coke advert, except that we were fighting. apparently the night was called 'i want in' and the band were the winterkids.


now i am v fucking hugover and i have watched the wimbledon final and 3 episodes of fucking scrubs. um it's the final of the VM soon guys.

bethnal green and bow down

HP Sauce

went for dinner with my mother. saw alun johnson, jack straw and gordon brown
met John Reid and des brown.
woo.

Wheel or No Wheel

Also, totally, blogworthy:

while wrecked at catz may ball, i stole their ceremonial wheel, took it to the main marquee and hid it behind a pillar. i wanted someone to see how cool i had been so i brought it out to the chairs by the dancefloor. then, no-one would take it from me, cos stealing it is a bit like pissing in trinity fountain, climbing on the jesus horse, only less obvious... so when someone was like 'gah what are you doing with that' i pushed it into someone's hands and went to get another, hugely unnecessary drink.

then i fell over while they were taking the survivor's photo. i am shit hot.

Notional Theatre

I went to see 'Two Thousand Years' (admittedly, two thousand years late) and when, at the interval, i was looking pissed off about how unbearably piss-poor the whole thing was, i saw:



(the show's director) Mike Leigh!

Extra, bonus awkwardness: sitting behind me was a man i once heckled (with the words 'you fucking tory i hope you are happy when cameron wins', while he was broadcasting) was:



Nasty Nick Robinson!

i'm a fucking starspotter. i go to shit plays.
still, at least england are out, eh what?