well now i have photos from amsterdam, here they are. (this is where blogger breaks down cos it's kinda a bitch and i'm kinda tired of saying it)

seminal

clearly lived in a v dirty household (har har)

List your 10 favourite albums. I don't want to compare notes, iI just want to know if there's anything worth keeping when we finally break up. Practical, forward-thinking man, 35. Box no. 19/10


shotgun hating england

not this single's ad., you understand, just the fucking country as a (w)hole and everyone in it.

best photos ever.

gabber sluts vs. kakkers

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19/03/2004 15:57:00
Anyone else getting annoyed with the frat boys here?Why would any guy who doesn't hate himself subject himself to red jeans, a pink shirt, and a v-neck sweater tied around the neck? How can a guy think that's a cool way to dress? Since when has dressing like a middle aged accountant in the golf club bar been student fashion?Why are the prettiest Dutch girls so impressed by Ralph Lauren pink shirts and Ruud Van Nistelrooy "hairstyles"?

i second most of that.

i almost had NWA flight 213 from gate D12.

except it was Easyjet.. flight yada yada and they changed the gate from d12 to d14..
but i did see a northwestern plane and the woman at security got angry because i couldn't be arsed to take my belt off and she saw my moment's reflection after the scanno man asked if i had a heavy belt buckle

so i walked through and she was like wah when he asks you to take it off if you have one you should do it and she told the guy to frisk me and i was like 'shut the fuck up i'll keep my belt on if i want, and i wanted, cos i couldn't be arsed to take it off. i hope i make someone miss a flight' or words to that effect. in my head.

hup. hup. holland.

jix says:
dont remember

jix says:
i bought food today

jix says:
so now there's food in my house

jix says:
i bought a quiche

jix says:
but it goes off tomorrow so probably i'll eat it tonight

jix says:
these are the kind of things i would write on my blog if i had one

the hold steady says:
that's a pretty good story

jix says:
nono but its a good quiche

jix says:
cheese and broccoli

jix says:
and i got 35 % off the price cos i'm tragically hip

me: good story

him: no but it's a good quiche and i have cum for brains

Take a Payment Holiday

fag fashion blog yes. no-one in the 'blogosphere' (i want to strangle someone when i say/hear that word) is talking about anti's retirement. the persons i want to strangle are, in no particular order, tony pierce, instapundit (even though i have never read it), lileks.. shit like that.

to quell the rumours that i am intellectually conceited, here is a list of people i think are for sure smarter than me: (no order here either)

Anna's Mom (degree in chinese literature)
Moxhams; Noah, Slick Rick and Jack before he started smoking.
Lucy + her dad
Tora
Ratcliffe
Ravi (fucking, fucking dork)
Cian
anyone who can do Sudoku
" " Crosswords.

sorry everyone else (I'M SURE YOU HAVE PLENTY OF OTHER THINGS GOING FOR YOU)

Take a Payment Holiday

fag fashion blog yes. no-one in the 'blogosphere' (i want to strangle someone when i say/hear that word) is talking about anti's retirement. the persons i want to strangle are, in no particular order, tony pierce, instapundit (even though i have never read it), lileks.. shit like that.

to quell the rumours that i am intellectually conceited, here is a list of people i think are for sure smarter than me: (no order here either)

Anna's Mom (degree in chinese literature)
Moxhams; Noah, Slick Rick and Jack before he started smoking.
Lucy + her dad
Tora
Ratcliffe
Ravi (fucking, fucking dork)
Cian
anyone who can do Sudoku
" " Crosswords.

sorry everyone else (I'M SURE YOU HAVE PLENTY OF OTHER THINGS GOING FOR YOU)

Hot or Romanian Orphan, Psychiatric Ward?

I wish i could get a hair cut or dye it, so i could be like yar, look at my new hair, i hate it, tell me it's nice...
tragically, i've been bald for a good few years now.

Instead of seeing monkeys biting, i lay on the ground.
and instead of posting about showering and stuff i'll post about washing my jeans
it's a short post, it goes: i never do it.
i did it to this one pair once and it fucked them up
so this time i washed them by wearing them in the shower and it still fucked them up

was going to post a picture of my jeans but
as we have discussed before,
blogger = piece of shit

http://62.181.215.102/media/lookbook_awJ05.html

mine are rigid or something gay like that.. well, not anymore.

i am the new nigella lawson this is fucking food porn

In the words of Kate Moss:
(and hold the front page, rich girl does a line)

'fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, just FUCK OFF'

Fat Fuck.

the font is all wrong.

Multiple Choice

• a) Thunderclap y'all
• b) Nazi salute, y'all
• c) har har look at her sunburn (y'all)
  

http://www.thecobrasnake.com/

i think this photographer is kinda cum-hungry but taking photos of hova probably gets you laid for a good few years.

blogger is actually the biggest pile of fucking shit i hate it so much
for once i actually wrote a post with a story arc and a fucking medium and it was about someone stealing my towel and me putting up a sign to get it back.
so here's a picture of fucking edinburgh instead. take it or leave it.

Sithen the Sege and Assaut of Troye was Sesed..

oh no. i ruined it for myself by looking at stills online so i know how henry arnold looks now he is old (-not so beautiful, a bit like henry goodman) it starts on thursday on bbc 4 so i want you all to move to england (sorry, thuh UK) and get 'digiboxes'

until then, watch this
you jaded internet whores have probably already seen it
stop being so disaffected.

i was going to post photos, blogger is the least reliable piece of shit i have ever used.
edinburgh is pretty, and the rent is laughably infinitessimal compared to london so all these 'students' live in palaces with ballrooms, kitchens with wooden floors, home cinemas, panoramic views and doorways free of homeless people for about 30p a week

and it's really really obscenely unfair.

having said that we saw a man who may have been protestant or ukrainian, but in any case was looking very scared because he was being chased (and caught) by many many hibs supporters after their 0-0 draw with dnipotr dnipotrisky

so you have to put up with the 60% 'neds' and the 40% provincial philistines, and try to avoid turning into one. har har.

and brendan is a retarded irish man who can't read a watch.

Le Plat Pays

all these photos of beautiful brussels were stolen from this belgian man

how can i put mp3s up here so yall can hear my unimpeachable taste in music?


Avec infiniment de brumes à venir
Avec le vent de l'est, écoutez-le tenir
..
Avec un ciel si gris qu'il faut lui pardonner

Tje ni Mousso

i should move this page to http://picturesofwilloldham.blogspot.com

oh yes.

so only hold me, hold me
all the city's on me
and all they wish's to scold me
and lay their hands upon me
so only hold me, hold me
and i'll return your baby..



or i'll keep it.. either way.

if the Booker were decided on looks..

oh yes, if the Man Booker had to be won by a Man Looker
(and don't call her a Man Hooker)






I think we know who would win.



I love you, Zadie.
Leave your shitty lawyer husband who is writing a novel about the troubles
I'll make you tea and coffee and gin-and-tonic and fix the printer for you and field calls from psycho stalkers like myself. I'll be like FUCK OFF I GOT HERE FIRST.

ps, Sebastian Barry is not going to win.
pps, eat it, ian mcEwan. eat it, rushdie.
ppps, do you think ali smith would use the 50 000 to get some electrolysis?

http://www.philaarts.com/

i wish i could have taken clarissa to hunsruck (oh yes)

He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's the Pilot

we drift again, 2000man
you lost the maps, you lost the plans
did you hear them yelling, 'dammit, land'
you say you can't, well i hope you can.
(i hope you can)

are you ready? - yep

ok, 1 2 3 4

how's it going 2000man?
welcome back to solid ground, my friend

i heard all your controls were jammed
well it's just nice to have you back again
___
_____
___
__
___
_
__
___
___
_

but i guess they still don't understand
and they can never understand
when they said 'go find 2000man' and they said 'tell him we've got the plans'
but instead i'm here to tell you; friend,

i believe they want you to give in
are you giving in, 2000 man?
[x36]
could you love this world, if this world won't love you?
[x23]
don't give in, 2000man.

i could edit it like Pound; down to one line or something, about leaves on a branch but pff i just wrote the damn thing out, and i don't enjoy typing (actually i sort of do) i have the mp3 now, again, so how do i put the song online so that i can be sued by their record company (barsuk or matador or whatever, i bet their lawyers are shitty) and actually the lyrics are sort of faggy on their own. i'll make up for it by posting a picture of something achingly hip



cardiac kid, kinda like it, cardiac kid, don't go

chrome a lot, jiggle all your friends
first your car - accidents
raise the roof
make the stakes
follow through, to the end
and we'll rip the heart out from the defence.



the lion reaps his own reward
serengheti nightmare for the echo tour

you're a nice guy, and i hate you for that
thanks to people like ya i'm no longer held back

this is me on my 18th birthday (acting smooth, wishing i were still 17)
i puked quite a lot that night. i 'heaved' champagne and red wine and white wine and hoegaarden and salmon and something else but i was pretty drunk by the time we got to the main course so i don't remember and i puked up coffee both regular and decaff and i suppose some of those little biscuits that come with it. then i got very angry with nancy for smoking near me (i hate that fucking bitch) i'm the best drunk i know, smoke two packs then open up a can of dies irae on someone when they smoke

it wasn't MY birthday party, of course, oh no, that ended with shouting matches in a taxi, and frankly i prefer puking.

Chapter 1, In Which We Discover the Author's Habits

(witch doctor)

today i watched:

(2 episodes of) Newlyweds
People Like Us
Angels in Beach Paradise
Jerusalem (about the song)
(some of) Queer as Folk

of course i would have swapped it all for an episode of Heimat, or rather, for tomorrow's one not to be the last. still, by the time i move somewhere which doesn't have a TV they will be showing the new ones on BBC4.

no new photos cos one has been taking stills with a pretty, but all-too-real camera (not one's own).

there is no god but god (and momo is his prophizzle)

i got a free copy of the koran when i got off the bus on oxford street which isn't entirely where i intended

and it was in english - isn't that apostasy?

and then we went to or rather before that we went to the hospital and a man with a scalp problem regaled us with stories of how they are going to build a motorway through stonehenge and how joe strummer was a nice guy, on the whole.. you know, not a thug.

and before that we drank beer in the old blue last with a tea-drinking dj called herb.

I-76

the moste expensive, expansive piece of real-estate they ever made

nothing to drown in, nothing to drown in

we'll get high from here
and we'll begin where you begin now, baby dear

and other shitty lines from other shitty songs. win a trip to some place if you can yeah answers on a postcard and stuff

Reader, I married him (and i found the website that lucy uses as her nickname).

http://rhysenn.morethanart.org/ip/ says:
i also almost killed a little kid today that was fun

VariaVision says:
fuck i still have pasta

VariaVision says:
i love myself

VariaVision says:
with bare hands?

http://rhysenn.morethanart.org/ip/ says:
yah

http://rhysenn.morethanart.org/ip/ says:
brendan and i were diving

http://rhysenn.morethanart.org/ip/ says:
and i forgot to wait