Monday, October 03, 2005

Steez Cantabriensis

all i have to say is that english people are fat, young, jejune, their conversation is a combination of the obviously false and the merely obvious.

cambridge is pretty (and as cold) as balls.

btw, i wear my doorag on the left side
dang that's the cripps side..
i live in cripps court, but mostly hang out on the dark side
someone said black is the new black but here debagging and pennying are the new black
actually this college is full of plebs, and foreign johnnies.
a major lacuna is the top totty department..
ditto the well-dressed department

the first night i was here a rugby player whipped it out and started peeing on the courtyard surrounded by inebriated freshers
needless to say, made my day

I'm bam, dam and dangerous to wonk, YAR

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahh, I gather you'll feel like home in no time, dearie. I was going to go to London at last but since you're not there anymore there really is no point, is there? (i'm going to amsterdam actually) by the way, i might never make comments but i do read your little bloggie-thing often enough, keeps me young and inspired you know..

10:16 PM  
Blogger Bleach The infamous strawberry said...

Hi ned, how is it going in Cambridge?Are you already friend with all the asian kids?
you re surely extra drunk all the time and wear sunglasses at night cuz thats the way it should be.And fat white ass legs in a miniskirt should be history.

2:27 PM  

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