Monday, September 12, 2005

if the Booker were decided on looks..




oh yes, if the Man Booker had to be won by a Man Looker
(and don't call her a Man Hooker)






I think we know who would win.



I love you, Zadie.
Leave your shitty lawyer husband who is writing a novel about the troubles
I'll make you tea and coffee and gin-and-tonic and fix the printer for you and field calls from psycho stalkers like myself. I'll be like FUCK OFF I GOT HERE FIRST.

ps, Sebastian Barry is not going to win.
pps, eat it, ian mcEwan. eat it, rushdie.
ppps, do you think ali smith would use the 50 000 to get some electrolysis?

4 Comments:

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i hate ned and his pretentions.

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