human crufts

milosvic was a great statemen his funeral must be done with a huge parade serbian must be proud of milosvic, i give him the title of "the emperor of europe"
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muhammad, lahore

More Boring: Photos

for the aveugles among you, the text reads

It's like minimal, but not minimal since
minimal's not IN, but more like ESSENTIAL

this post will not be remixed by diplo

i can't take photos. it has been snowing while sunny and i should have taken much nicer photos than these but of course i was smoking and wearing sunglasses and worrying about my bike/bag being stolen (not in the indoor one). i took them from a bridge which everyone, hilariously, calls 'orgasm bridge'. it leads to trinity hall (tit hall!! we are so funny!!)

in other news :

HER BANTER WAS WRITING CHEQUES HER FACE COULDN'T CASH.

churps lines:

'i love that shirt, it's really becoming on you, but then.. if i were on you i'd be coming too.'

'is that a mirror in your pocket, cos i can really see myself in your pants'

'does this rag smell of chlorophorm?'*






*a variation on 'does this taste of rohyp to you?' and how the fuck do you spell words like that?