zoot suits

apparently the fat girl they parachuted into big brother ('kinga') was having sex with a wine bottle last week.
so they changed her moniker from 'kinga the minger' to 'kinga the swingers' and her mother was very proud, and everyone lived happily ever after.

this is turning into the watercooler blog, except since it's an uninterrupted monologue, it's more like me standing by a watercooler, talking to myself.