you're not from new york, you're from rotherham

so, speaking of bands who are less than the sum of their 'influences' and have unconvincing, fatso lead singers..

'i predict a riot' shamelessly rips off the stooges and the clash and throws in some shitty lyrics just to spice things up. did i mention that their singer is fat and that they hired their drummer because he looks like pete doherty?

[also, that alex kaprfag guy from franz ferdinand looks older than bowie. maybe one should stop jumping around wearing a skinny tie when one is 40]