e dai.. the playboy of the western world.. no le piace 'ave 'is photo e taken. i'm a closet racist cos i resort fawlty towers-esque mockery? no he actually speaks like that.
i love him. (selon anna et al.)
everyone loves him (universally accepted)
he's like mastercard, innit.

oh fuck me he probably has a brum accent now.

poor lamb.