hello children. i stole this from 'momus' www.livejournal/ whatever, (he got a 'mensh' in a piece in the newyorker, yay) anyway i'm sure he was making some point about the big-brother society or whatever, and, readers, i too think it's shocking. IF YOU GO TO (pass through or come from) CROYDON, THEN YOU DESERVE TO GET SHOT.


actually i suppose the cameras probably don't stop you from getting drive-by'd (driven-by? drive-byèd?), they just ensure that your death will be on crime-watch UK. sucks for you if your 15 minutes are posthumous and in grainy black and white.