Paiter the (master)(de)baiter CORR

i feel like this man right now.
actually not at all.. i used to know him. hello, peter, if you are reading.
lynne truss would get old testament on my punctuation.

i haven't done my essay i'm going to bed.

there once was a Fellow from Kings (geddit?)
who didn't like women, and things. (weak line)
what lit his fire (don't remember if this is right)
was a boy in the choir (or this)
with an arse like a jelly on springs (sublime)