A Heartbreaking Blogpost of Staggering Genius

Edited by Patrick Parinder
With an Introduction by Margaret Atwood
and Notes by Steven McLean

so. i read someone else's blog and all his posts were long, with text and accompanying photos, neatly laid-out.with rhetorical devices and figura etymologica. and it was funnier than this. so i'm going to announce my retirement from international blogging. actually not. but soon on these pages you will see litotes, paraprosdokian, and much polysyndeton. my prose will be wittily allusive, it's meaning perhaps ultimately elusive, but a pleasure to read. now i have to go out into the snow.